One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.有個(gè)女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………Girl: Father, I have sinned.女孩：神父，我有罪。Preacher: What did you do, little girl?神父：孩子，你犯了什麼罪呢？Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."女孩：昨天，我罵了某個(gè)男人一句：「你這個(gè)狗娘養(yǎng)的９Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?神父：為什麼？他對(duì)你做了什麼嗎？Girl: He touched my breast.女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)神父：你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.女孩：（因?yàn)樯窀傅呐e動(dòng)而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。Preacher: That s no reason to call him that.神父：只是這樣子的話(huà)你沒(méi)有理由罵他埃Girl: But he also took off my cloth.女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)神父：你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎？（神父動(dòng)手脫掉女孩的衣服）Girl: Yes, that s what he did.女孩：是的，是這樣子沒(méi)錯(cuò)。Preacher: That s still no reason to call him that.神父：可是這樣子你還是沒(méi)有理由罵他埃Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...女孩：然後……他把他的……那個(gè)……放到我的……那個(gè)……里面……Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)神父：（奸笑貌）你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎？（神父和女孩就那個(gè)那個(gè)了）Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that s what he did...女孩：（數(shù)分鐘後）喔……是的……就是這樣子………Preacher: My dear girl, that s still no reason to call him a...神父：我親愛(ài)的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒(méi)有理由罵他「你這個(gè)………」Girl: But he had AIDS!!女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀!!Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!神父：那個(gè)狗娘養(yǎng)的!!!
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